Posted July 29, 2010. Tagged with: jeans shopping rant love
This is a semi-response to an old post, so go read that before this one if you haven’t already.
I went shopping for jeans again. I’m still not a big fan of shopping for clothes, but when you need new ones you’d be dumb not buy some.
This time around I only went to one store, the only place that worked last time, where I knew I could find jeans that would fit, even if they might not be spacious.
The lady that I spoke with specifically mentioned that there are now better jeans for men, and boy was she right:
— Houston, we have a penis.
Yes. Jeans now fit male crotches. And they were on sale too.
Posted October 4, 2009. Tagged with: Jeans Clothing Rant
“The mysterious case of missing penises.”
Shopping for clothes is a thing I don’t enjoy but you need new ones once in a while. So I took the bus to the closest shopping-worthy city and read a good book during the time (more on this book later). When I arrived I had a hunch as to where to go and where not to go.
First store: The jeans looked great and fit perfect, except for one place; my crotch. I am not trying to call myself a big man but these jeans were too tight for a guy with a penis. Ok, not this store.
Second store: Same problem but worse; I didn’t fit at all.
This went on for a couple of stores and certain jeans brands were tighter than the others. Is this what it has come to? A penisless world? Then this is not for me. I don’t know who is calling the shots with jeans and their designs but that person (several people) needs to get their act together.
I did however find a couple of jeans that fit me, in all places, and went back home as a relatively happy man.
